Livin' It Up Law School Style

The First Year, They Scare You To Death;
The Second Year, They Work You To Death;
The Third Year, They Bore You To Death.

Glimpses into the oh-so-exciting life of a 3rd year student at LSU Law School

8/19/2006

New Orleans Saints

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans
Saints.
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>The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
>colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a
>ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.
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>Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan.
>In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim
soldier
>with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a
window
>from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a
chimney, and
>then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. I've got to get this
guy!"
>coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
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>So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great
game
>of football ....... and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super
Bowl.
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>The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach
asks
>him what he wants; all the young man wants to do is call his mother.
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>"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
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>"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us.
>You are not my son."
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>"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won
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>greatest sporting event in the world!"
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>"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there
are
>gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
>brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I
have to
>keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
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>The old lady pauses then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for
>making us move to New Orleans!

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