Livin' It Up Law School Style

The First Year, They Scare You To Death;
The Second Year, They Work You To Death;
The Third Year, They Bore You To Death.

Glimpses into the oh-so-exciting life of a 3rd year student at LSU Law School

8/20/2006

Encounter at the Pearly Gates

When Abu Musab al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly
Gates. Washington slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you
try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties - but you failed, jerk!"

James Madison followed, kicked him hard in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next. He waited until al-Zarqawi had stopped
retching after Madison's blow to his privates. Then he started wailing
on al-Zarqawi with a long cane, snarling, "It was evil men like you who
inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and
66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

Finally, as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, the Angel
Gabriel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you
promised me!"

Gabriel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in Heaven. What the hell did you think I said?"

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