Livin' It Up Law School Style

The First Year, They Scare You To Death;
The Second Year, They Work You To Death;
The Third Year, They Bore You To Death.

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6/21/2006

Poor Hoochie (another one thanks to Mom)

--A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV,
his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was
"generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white
powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A
spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked
similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the
big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with
the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my
sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug
dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's
ashes remained. And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie
sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted
your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

5 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger Steve said...

This HAS to be a true story. No one could make up something like this.

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger Deathknyte said...

ROFLMAO!

Too bad about the sister...

 
At 7:49 AM, Blogger LSULawChick said...

"names have been changed to protect the ignorant" ya think, Steve?

And the sister couldn't feel it, so don't worry, DK. And the guy got back about half of her ...

 
At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story was not from a Florida, but from an email that has been circulating the Interenet.

The email author stated that “Ya can't make this stuff up”, but obviously you can. The email author embellished a news story in attempt to get your fiction distributed.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Private Investigator said...

It is just another hoax with partial truths of another story.

Private Eye

 

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