Livin' It Up Law School Style

The First Year, They Scare You To Death;
The Second Year, They Work You To Death;
The Third Year, They Bore You To Death.

Glimpses into the oh-so-exciting life of a 3rd year student at LSU Law School


Don't Eructate

We're not supposed to eructate (burp) in class, according to Prof. Baier. Very exciting news.

Oh yeah, and the Supreme Court of the United States said Florida's lethal injection process violated the 8th Amendment's bar on cruel and unusual punishment. The guy's still on death row; he hasn't been released from that. But, now Florida can't inject him by lethal injection.

I wonder what sort of execution isn't cruel and unusual? Hemlock? Single bullet to the heart? Injection of an air bubble into a vein? O.D. of painkillers? Public hanging? Should be interesting to see what they come up with.


At 9:14 AM, Anonymous Emperor Palpatine said...

What if you expectorate or regurgitate?

At 9:32 AM, Blogger LSULawChick said...

if you try it, I'll certainly commiserate

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Steve said...

Pardon me whilst I flatulate. *silence* Ah, a silent but deadly one.

As far as execution methods are concerned, maybe the Supremes should spend a little time considering how those wastes of skin in prisons executed their victims. Were the perps concerned about their victims' civil rights?

At 1:40 PM, Anonymous Emperor Palpatine said...

But please don't evisceraste

At 7:11 AM, Blogger Steve said...

Now if I decapitate, will the MSM commentate?

At 7:31 AM, Blogger LSULawChick said...

I just hope we don't have to evacuate!

At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what is used to put our beloved pets down because it is quick and painless.

What's good enough for innocent animals is good enough for the taxpayer dollar wasting, sad sacks of shit sitting on death rows around the country.

I wish we could impeach some of these justices.

At 6:12 PM, Blogger LSULawChick said...

I've had to put down 2 very loved pets in the past 3 years, and the drug they were given worked instantly and appeared painless, judging by the lack of reaction.


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