Livin' It Up Law School Style

The First Year, They Scare You To Death;
The Second Year, They Work You To Death;
The Third Year, They Bore You To Death.

Glimpses into the oh-so-exciting life of a 3rd year student at LSU Law School

5/20/2006

Funny E-mail from My Daddy


LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE



Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



Law of the Telephone:

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.



Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone

you don't want to be seen with



Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or

you'll have to pee.



Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Law of Probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of

your act.



Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the

very next morning you will have a flat tire.



Variation Law:

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move

faster than the one you are in now (works every time).



Law of the Bath:

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



Law of the Theatre:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do

something which will last until the coffee is cold.



Murphy's Law of Lockers:

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



Law of Rugs/Carpets:

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor

covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.



Law of Location:

No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument:

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.



Brown's Law:

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Oliver's Law:

A closed mouth gathers no feet.



Wilson's Law:

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it

2 Comments:

At 10:52 AM, Blogger Aleli said...

you couldnt be more right!!!...hahahaha..loved it!very entertaining!:P...keep on it!!!

 
At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great pic of you and your dad!

 

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